Chameleons always blend in

I miss that show.. I hope the sequel will be as good.

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:45:31 +0200

I miss that show.. I hope the sequel will be as good.

edwardspoonhands: Whenever I see this GIFset on my dash, I know...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:52:27 +0200

Whenever I see this GIFset on my dash, I know it’s a bad day. But I’m glad to remind myself that I feel this way on days like today.

Look for the helpers… Look how many of them they are.

Moss, the grammar nazi! ^^

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:15:15 +0200

Moss, the grammar nazi! ^^

methoticalmemento: this is my new hugging method

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:53:25 +0200

methoticalmemento:

this is my new hugging method

nbcparksandrec: This day, four years ago, we aired our very...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:12:38 +0200

nbcparksandrec:

This day, four years ago, we aired our very first episode. Thank you, Parks and Rec fans, for all the support. We awesomesauce you.

They said awesdomesauce and it’s about Parks and Rec. What else do you need?

part one of an infinite series: giffing this video Catherine...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:10:04 +0200

part one of an infinite series: giffing this video

Catherine Tate is Perfect.

Five facts about reading:

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:50:12 +0200

rumputsantoso:

Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.

Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.

Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.

Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.

Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.

If anything, the 5th point should convince you.

Always reblogging DPS gifs.

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 14:20:06 +0200

Always reblogging DPS gifs.

It’s a deadly, sexually transmitted, disease.

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 20:05:00 +0100

It’s a deadly, sexually transmitted, disease.

Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 20:03:10 +0100

Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.

That’s me right now, after reading Eleanor & Park by...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:41:20 +0100

That’s me right now, after reading Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell.
#FeelAllTheThings

This book is perfect. (And Gravity Falls is amazing too)

souffleboyisonhisway: Just made this up for a friend :3

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:39:04 +0100

souffleboyisonhisway:

Just made this up for a friend :3

How To Make Love

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:32:00 +0100

How To Make Love:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

fergflash:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

halffizzbin:

cricketandperv:

violetsunnyklaus:

About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks me out. I have cats—they were broken, but now they’re fixed—so I don’t have to worry about this. However, if I had the opportunity to suddenly be confronted by my son as a young man asking me for advice about sex… with girls… this is what I would say.

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.

Love, Dad.

This guy’s writing is fantastic. And also OMG STAR WARS.

Holy shit this is literally all you need to know.

THIS IS AWESOME

I was going to reblog this anyway because it’s pretty fantastic…and then I got to the Star Wars reference. And it became a perfect post.

Oh my God Number 8 has me crying!!!

Aziz Ansari on ‘Conan’

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 13:38:00 +0100

Aziz Ansari on ‘Conan’

Photo

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:51:00 +0100

pier19: camotrucksandcountry: torislaboritoryy: even...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:41:08 +0100

pier19:

camotrucksandcountry:

torislaboritoryy:

even Professor Snape is applauding this in the background.

Deserves a second reblog

Holy hell

Enough said.

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 21:45:58 +0100

Enough said.

liamdryden: oh haaaaa

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 18:46:26 +0100

liamdryden:

oh

haaaaa

This should Lighten the M'ood...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:18:13 +0100

dojigomiru:

get it! Cuz it’s an ood!

This sent shivers down my spine. Raise awareness, teach your...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 23:18:00 +0100

This sent shivers down my spine. Raise awareness, teach your kids and yourself how to behave with people… for their sake.